RAISE A GLASS TO CACTUSLoolaalee - Today at 11:08 AM
consumes a heavy dose of catlogic
Hmmm, yeah, cactus juice is better
raises a glass of cactus juice
Mistdrakex - Today at 11:08 AM
It'll quench ya
Bailey the Flamewarden - Today at 11:08 AM
lol ok
Loolaalee - Today at 11:08 AM
Nothin's quenchier
Mistdrakex - Today at 11:08 AM
The quenchiest
Yen Squid - Today at 11:09 AM
Goes quite good with a plate of FRIENDLY MUSHROOMS
Loolaalee - Today at 11:09 AM
Here's to the ultimate quench. Not even catlogic can outquench cactus juice
raises glass higher because she's short
...
Anyone?
Come on guys, my arm's getting tired...
Yen Squid - Today at 11:10 AM
RAISES GLASS
Loolaalee - Today at 11:10 AM
CHEERS
Yen Squid - Today at 11:10 AM
REALLLLLLY HIGH
CHEERS!
Bailey the Flamewarden - Today at 11:10 AM
8raises glass
Loolaalee - Today at 11:10 AM
RAISE A GLASS TO FREEDOM
SOMETHING THEY CAN NEVER TAKE AWAY
NO MATTER WHAT THEY TELL YOU
DRINKS
Xion - Today at 11:10 AM
sees
Yen Squid - Today at 11:10 AM
Accidentally splashes ceiling with ferocity of toasting
Loolaalee - Today at 11:11 AM
It's okay, Massie will clean it
Xion - Today at 11:11 AM
Uh. No.
You will
Yen Squid - Today at 11:11 AM
Now shall the ceiling above us be quenched!
Xion - Today at 11:11 AM
It’s your toasting
Loolaalee - Today at 11:11 AM
twitches
THE CEILING HATH BEEN QUENCHED
BEGIN THE SACRIFICIAL RITUAL
Yen Squid - Today at 11:11 AM
Whole building wiggles in appreciation of quenching.(edited)
Loolaalee - Today at 11:12 AM
LIGHT THE SACRIFICIAL FLAMES
SpRaY pAiNtS tHe WalLs ReD
Yen Squid - Today at 11:12 AM
BRING FORTH THE SACRIFICIAL SLICE OF KOUZ-MEAT!
I mean, he does have 17 extra..
Besides, Sacrificing a whole virgin is so wasteful by comparison.
Saruman the White - Today at 11:14 AM
not with the black market as a factor
Yen Squid - Today at 11:15 AM
Ok, maybe YOU can get deals like that, but not all of us have strong ties to the underground Virgin market Tar!
Xion - Today at 11:16 AM
Lol
Yen Squid - Today at 11:16 AM
I mean, really. Virgin Mobile doesn't just give away passesto the back room dealerships!
Saruman the White - Today at 11:17 AM
no. you misunderstand. you sacrifice the virgin then sell of his or her body parts on the black market. no waste
Xion - Today at 11:17 AM
pushes Loo forward there’s a virgin
Yen Squid - Today at 11:18 AM
Wow Massie
Bailey the Flamewarden - Today at 11:18 AM
WAIT WAIT WAIT
since when was Kouz-Meat virigin?
Yen Squid - Today at 11:18 AM
Just gonna... throw Loo into the ring like that...
Bailey the Flamewarden - Today at 11:18 AM
wouldnt be the first time
Yen Squid - Today at 11:19 AM
No silly, Kouz meat is sufficiently evil to replace the evilness of sacrificing a virgin
Xion - Today at 11:19 AM
Well, it’s not like I know anyone else that I could push into the ring
Yen Squid - Today at 11:20 AM
I mean... technically, I could; but I'm fairly certain sacrificing dudes is unorthodox.
Xion - Today at 11:20 AM
I think it is
Yen Squid - Today at 11:20 AM
There are tradittions that must be followed, after all.
Xion - Today at 11:20 AM
Yeps
Bailey the Flamewarden - Today at 11:20 AM
lol
Xion - Today at 11:21 AM
Sorry Loo
Bailey the Flamewarden - Today at 11:22 AM
*hugs
@Loolaalee *
Xion - Today at 11:23 AM
pats Loo’s back(edited)
Yen Squid - Today at 11:24 AM
(before patting alittle too hard, and sending her careening into the pyre)
Xion - Today at 11:24 AM
Oh shit mutters
Loolaalee - Today at 11:30 AM
WAIT
WHAT
I'M THE SACRIFICE
WHAT AN UNEXPECTED TURN OF EVENTS
Yen Squid - Today at 11:31 AM
Sorry hun
You were there, and it just happened
Xion - Today at 11:31 AM
Yep
Loolaalee - Today at 11:31 AM
BRING ME THE SWORD
I WILL BEGIN THE SACRIFICIAL PROCESS THROUGH DISEMBOWELMENT
If the cactus gods require me as their sacrifice
I am honored
Xion - Today at 11:33 AM
Brb. Gotta learn some occupational therapy stuff even though it doesn’t work with grandpa for me
Yen Squid - Today at 11:33 AM
See! Now this is whay you but virgin sacrifices local.
Loolaalee - Today at 11:34 AM
WHERE IS THE SWORD
THE SACRIFICIAL FLAMES ARE DYING
Yen Squid - Today at 11:34 AM
Thay know their job, and are sooo much more helpful then those whiny brats from the markets.
Saruman the White - Today at 11:35 AM
your sacrifice will save 2 young women, one pig and a penis.
Loolaalee - Today at 11:35 AM
WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH CACTUS JUICE
Yen Squid - Today at 11:35 AM
Loo, He;s been drinking it
Loolaalee - Today at 11:35 AM
MY BLOOD IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE FRUIT OF A PLENTIFUL CACTUS JUICE HARVEST
Yen Squid - Today at 11:35 AM
Here. hands catus blade
Loolaalee - Today at 11:35 AM
DO NONE OF YOU UNDERSTAND HOW SACRIFICES WORK
THANK YOU
IN THE NAME OF THE GIANT MUSHROOM
I OFFER THIS SACRIFICE
Saruman the White - Today at 11:36 AM
wait. we are not sommoning hitler to kill him again?
Yen Squid - Today at 11:36 AM
*FRIENDLY mushroom!
Loolaalee - Today at 11:36 AM
disembowels self
Yen Squid - Today at 11:36 AM
Ug. Amateur.
Loolaalee - Today at 11:36 AM
falls into the flames
mumbles as she's falling Mushy...giant...friend...
cactus juice wears off
is lying in a puddle of red paint, a plastic sword lying at her side
Saruman the White - Today at 11:40 AM
CONSINTRATED CACTUS JUICE SHOT stabs loo in the neck
wont wear off for a week
Loolaalee - Today at 11:40 AM
actual footage of me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IENAog316_kYen Squid - Today at 11:40 AM
Become one with the cosmos, child
Do not be afraid
Loolaalee - Today at 11:41 AM
starts moving like she's making a snow angel
starts singing hymns
HAVE I BEEN EMBRACED BY THE COSMOS YET
Saruman the White - Today at 11:43 AM
nope. you need my red label cactaine
Loolaalee - Today at 11:43 AM
nOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOOo
starts vomiting violently
I...I have been rejected....
Saruman the White - Today at 11:45 AM
black label makes you see tastes
Loolaalee - Today at 11:45 AM
MY SACRIFICE WAS REJECTED
passes out
Saruman the White - Today at 11:45 AM
i have some of both waves both a red and a black packet(edited)
Yen Squid - Today at 11:45 AM
It is not your time yet, my child
First, you must spread the word of the cactus
Wake, and lead this world to a glorious tomorrow