Advice, from Z!

Remember, these are just jokes. It would not really be smart to follow the crazy advice!

Here's my first tip of advice:

•If you ever want to skip school or work or something by being 'sick' then eat a cigarette butt and you'll vomit aggressively, look (and feel) horribly sick, and maybe have diarrhea for the rest of your life.~Z

Second:

•Most people are right-handed. Some are left-handed. But I, on the other 'hand' (heeheeh) am Up-handed!~Z

I actually have some serious advice that isn't creepy (creppy heeheeh). So here:

(this one my mother told me when i was little) "Don't worry about something unless there is something to worry about." this means to not fear for the future. I don't really know if my mother made this up or stole it from someone.... but anyways... Ill add more jokes and serious advice later.


*Later*

•Dentists taste bad!~Z (THIS IS 3000% TRUE!! REMEMBER IT!)

Z. I would highly recommend that you write that these things are just jokes and tell them that you should by no means eat a cigarette butt. There are people that might actually do it. ;P

Haha he got it from his iphone

Lol fine -.-

MAH ADVICE ~ !

1.) If you think there's something wrong with somebody, chances are there are a thousand things wrong with you, so think before you speak, sucka!!!

2.) Life is complicated. The answers won't come to you straight off. The only thing most people really accomplish is doing their best~!

3.) I think it's safe to say that most of us are kids. I like to acknowledge the fact that we are all still learning, and therefore pardon any 'stupid' thing that somebody my own age, a bit older, or younger do around me.

To be continued... 'cause I gotta go