The ABC's of the Avatar RPG, In Honour of the 5th Anniversary

In honour of this sites 5th Anniversary on March 28th of this year, Tsumi and I have compiled a song about this site, its past and current members and its forums and nations.  While official celebrations for this sites 5 year anniversary wont begin until March 1st 2014, we decided to start things off a little early.  Enjoy

A is for Asshole, which Kouzai and can be
If you don’t believe us, go ask him and see

B is for Bending, don’t use it the wrong way
Abuse your powers and we’ll make you pay!

C is for Cool, cuz that’s what we are
Oh look! There goes Pine, off to the bar!

D is for Dark State, no one loves you
Haha just kidding ….k no but seriously no one cares XD

E is for Earthy, he sure loves his cliff
Though, his absence from roleplaying has sure made him stiff

F is for Fuck, my most favourite word
Piss off old Kouzai and he’ll flip you the bird

G is for Gore, Tsumi’s recurring theme
Alternately murderous and smiles that gleam

H is for How We Keep This Site Running?
Seriously, how do we do it?

I is for I Don’t Know What to Put
My mind has left me, my brainwaves—kaput!

J is for Jokes, we tell a shit load of them
Like Jeff Dunham spelling Achmed, A-C-Fleggghmmm

K is for Kali, we miss sure miss her lots
….Can we replace our old users with robots?

L is for Light State, soon to be free!
What the hell does that mean for my Empire and me?

M is for Mmmmmwaterbending, simple and pure
From icicles deadly, to illnesses cured

N is for New Comers, how much we love you
Even though making our apps is a boring thing to do

O is for Overpowered, don’t make charries like that
Do it and Tsumi shall hit you with a bat!

P is for Psychics, the Spirit King needs none
He fucks with natural laws for fun

Q is for Qwwwwwfirebeding, dangerous and hot
Misuse its great power and you’ll hurt a lot

R is for RPG, for five years we’ve been here
If we have to go through another five….oh dear

S is for Ssssssearthbending, hard and rocky
Those damn Earth Benders sure are cocky

T is for Try, with these rhymes I did not
Seriously you guys try it sometime!

U is for Uuuuuuairbending, I use it before
Alphabetical letters, I wish there were more!

V is for Vermilion Dragon Empire
That name is too damn long!

W is for Water Tribe, strong and cold
If they were in these Olympics, they would win gold

X is for Xavier…we need one of those on this site
But they never appear, try as we might

Y is for Yukina, awesome and proud!
But she's also scary, crazy and often quite loud.

Z is for Zzzz’s, something I’m about to go catch
Seriously dudes, I’m tired….um…tired-atch?