Loola the Porn Star
[15:39:32 29/03/2016] @ Wolfie the Flamewarden : But I feel so pretty, even if the gown drags on the ground when I walk
[15:39:45 29/03/2016] @ Wolfie the Flamewarden : like, more dragging than your average wedding dress
[15:39:49 29/03/2016] * She Who Runs With Scissors The Flamewarden hems dress to fit
[15:39:57 29/03/2016] @ She Who Runs With Scissors The Flamewarden : there
[15:40:00 29/03/2016] @ Wolfie the Flamewarden : Thank you!
[15:40:03 29/03/2016] @ Plays With Squirrels : I am eating a flaming rhinocerous testicle
[15:40:11 29/03/2016] @ Wolfie the Flamewarden : ...
[15:40:14 29/03/2016] @ She Who Runs With Scissors The Flamewarden : also, part of it is supposed to drag
[15:40:16 29/03/2016] @ She Who Runs With Scissors The Flamewarden : ...
[15:40:18 29/03/2016] @ Wolfie the Flamewarden : I knew that
[15:40:19 29/03/2016] @ Plays With Squirrels : while I drink the fizzy urine of a deformed monkey
[15:40:19 29/03/2016] @ She Who Runs With Scissors The Flamewarden : Kouz...
[15:40:30 29/03/2016] @ Plays With Squirrels : good, just making sure you're both paying attention
[15:40:30 29/03/2016] @ Wolfie the Flamewarden : But more was dragging than was suppos- MY EYES ARE BURNING
[15:40:36 29/03/2016] @ She Who Runs With Scissors The Flamewarden : lol
[15:40:45 29/03/2016] @ She Who Runs With Scissors The Flamewarden : stop trying to make me laugh.
[15:40:57 29/03/2016] @ Plays With Squirrels : Where for art thou, Romeo?
[15:40:58 29/03/2016] @ She Who Runs With Scissors The Flamewarden : If i laugh, they will find the chat box, and ill get in trouble.
[15:41:00 29/03/2016] @ Wolfie the Flamewarden : Making other people laugh is my sole purpose in life
[15:41:08 29/03/2016] @ Plays With Squirrels : Romeo Romeo
[15:41:13 29/03/2016] @ Wolfie the Flamewarden : I'M IN THE DRESS
[15:41:14 29/03/2016] @ Plays With Squirrels : Why for art thou such a tool?
[15:41:15 29/03/2016] @ Wolfie the Flamewarden : I'M JULIET
[15:41:19 29/03/2016] @ She Who Runs With Scissors The Flamewarden : let down your hair!
[15:41:38 29/03/2016] @ Wolfie the Flamewarden : Romeo, Romeo
[15:41:41 29/03/2016] @ Wolfie the Flamewarden : Suicide is stupid
[15:41:41 29/03/2016] @ She Who Runs With Scissors The Flamewarden : must disappera
[15:42:28 29/03/2016] @ Princess Wolfie : I'M SO PRETTY
[15:42:40 29/03/2016] @ Plays With Squirrels : AND WITTY AND WHIIIIIIITE
[15:42:41 29/03/2016] @ Plays With Squirrels : AND I PITTY!
[15:42:48 29/03/2016] @ Plays With Squirrels : ANY RACIAL MINORITY WE'RE GONNA LYNCH TONIGHT!
[15:42:53 29/03/2016] @ Princess Wolfie : All the boys who won't ask me to prom...
[15:43:09 29/03/2016] * Plays With Squirrels chokes on his water and dies of suffocation
[15:43:10 29/03/2016] @ Plays With Squirrels : LOOLA
[15:43:13 29/03/2016] @ Plays With Squirrels : DON'T
[15:43:21 29/03/2016] @ Plays With Squirrels : DON'T EVER TYPE THAT SENTENCE WHEN I'M NOT WEARING MY GLASSES
[15:43:23 29/03/2016] @ Plays With Squirrels : EVERY AGAIN
[15:43:25 29/03/2016] @ Plays With Squirrels : NEVER
[15:43:29 29/03/2016] @ Plays With Squirrels : OH MY GOD MY EYES
[15:43:31 29/03/2016] @ Princess Wolfie : ...
[15:43:34 29/03/2016] @ Princess Wolfie : What did you see?
[15:43:41 29/03/2016] @ Plays With Squirrels : ....you don't want to know....
[15:44:04 29/03/2016] @ Plays With Squirrels : and this
[15:44:05 29/03/2016] @ Princess Wolfie : Now i'm concerned...
[15:44:10 29/03/2016] @ Plays With Squirrels : is why you should always wear your glasses kids
[15:44:16 29/03/2016] @ Plays With Squirrels : because you'll go blind like Old Man Kouz
[15:44:17 29/03/2016] @ Princess Wolfie : I wear contacts
[15:44:20 29/03/2016] @ Plays With Squirrels : Who roofed his back in grade 3
[15:44:23 29/03/2016] @ Plays With Squirrels : and refused to wear them for
[15:44:29 29/03/2016] @ Plays With Squirrels : over 10 years
[15:44:30 29/03/2016] @ Plays With Squirrels : 13
[15:44:39 29/03/2016] @ Princess Wolfie : xD
[15:44:48 29/03/2016] @ Plays With Squirrels : Loola
[15:44:51 29/03/2016] @ Plays With Squirrels : I swear this was a mistake
[15:44:52 29/03/2016] @ Plays With Squirrels : I saw
[15:44:58 29/03/2016] @ Plays With Squirrels : "All the boys who ask me to do porn..."
[15:45:00 29/03/2016] @ Plays With Squirrels : I swear to god
[15:45:03 29/03/2016] @ Plays With Squirrels : I was going to kill boys
[15:45:05 29/03/2016] @ Princess Wolfie : ...
[15:45:10 29/03/2016] @ Plays With Squirrels : murder was about to be committed
[15:45:10 29/03/2016] @ Princess Wolfie : go put your glasses on
[15:45:17 29/03/2016] @ Plays With Squirrels : they are XD
[15:45:20 29/03/2016] @ Princess Wolfie : I WANNA GO TO PROM
[15:45:24 29/03/2016] @ Plays With Squirrels : I took them off for a second
[15:45:25 29/03/2016] @ Princess Wolfie : BUT NOBODY WILL ASK ME
[15:45:26 29/03/2016] @ Plays With Squirrels : just to wipe them
[15:45:29 29/03/2016] @ Plays With Squirrels : and I looked at chat
[15:45:35 29/03/2016] @ Plays With Squirrels : and just
[15:45:36 29/03/2016] @ Plays With Squirrels : horror
[15:46:00 29/03/2016] @ Princess Wolfie : Yes, Kouz. I'm an aspiring porn model.
[15:46:06 29/03/2016] @ Plays With Squirrels : hey man
[15:46:12 29/03/2016] @ Plays With Squirrels : I don't judge
[15:46:14 29/03/2016] @ Plays With Squirrels : but at least be 18
[15:46:37 29/03/2016] @ Princess Wolfie : Hey, I can sue someone for child pornography and make bank
[15:46:57 29/03/2016] @ Plays With Squirrels : until they realize it was consensual
[15:47:01 29/03/2016] @ Plays With Squirrels : and you did this JUST to make bank
[15:47:02 29/03/2016] @ Princess Wolfie : SHHH
[15:47:05 29/03/2016] @ Princess Wolfie : THEY'LL NEVER KNOW
[15:47:09 29/03/2016] @ Plays With Squirrels : in which case you BOTH end up in jail
[15:47:14 29/03/2016] @ Plays With Squirrels : oh my god what's worse is you're considering it
[15:47:22 29/03/2016] @ Plays With Squirrels : yes they will
[15:47:24 29/03/2016] @ Princess Wolfie : I'm not xD
[15:47:25 29/03/2016] @ Plays With Squirrels : they'll hear it in the street
[15:47:39 29/03/2016] @ Plays With Squirrels : because I'll stand outside the judge's house and yell at the top of my lungs
[15:47:44 29/03/2016] @ Princess Wolfie : Okay, so the entire previous 10 minutes or so is going into the funniest moments of chat
[15:47:58 29/03/2016] @ Plays With Squirrels : don't add the klansman stuff
[15:48:00 29/03/2016] @ Plays With Squirrels : I already did
[15:48:05 29/03/2016] @ Plays With Squirrels : add everything after Bailey left
[15:48:14 29/03/2016] @ Plays With Squirrels : no actually
[15:48:17 29/03/2016] @ Plays With Squirrels : include the testicle bit
[15:48:19 29/03/2016] @ Princess Wolfie : Aww, I was gonna title it "Bailey the Klansman and Loola the Porn Star"
[15:48:28 29/03/2016] @ Plays With Squirrels : XD I already have one
[15:48:37 29/03/2016] @ Plays With Squirrels : Bailey the Klansman and a Menagerie of WTF
[15:48:48 29/03/2016] @ Plays With Squirrels : so just add Loola the Porn Star
[15:49:33 29/03/2016] @ Princess Wolfie : xD Tsumi will kill me when he sees it
[15:49:42 29/03/2016] @ Plays With Squirrels : XD it's okay
[15:49:46 29/03/2016] @ Plays With Squirrels : you're expendable
[15:51:17 29/03/2016] @ Princess Wolfie : No i'm not
[15:51:20 29/03/2016] @ Princess Wolfie : If I was
[15:51:28 29/03/2016] @ She Who Runs With Scissors The Flamewarden : LOO YOU ARE NOT DOING PORN
[15:51:32 29/03/2016] @ Princess Wolfie : You wouldn't have kept me as a mod
[15:51:35 29/03/2016] @ Princess Wolfie : xD
[15:51:46 29/03/2016] @ Plays With Squirrels : OMG
[15:51:48 29/03/2016] @ Plays With Squirrels : THAT GOES IN PLEASE
[15:51:49 29/03/2016] @ She Who Runs With Scissors The Flamewarden : Kouz I leave you alone with my daughter for 4 minutes and she starts doing Porn. WTF