I'm not as think as you drunk I am (open to all)

Yamikura had been bar-hopping for hours. He started with a local bar near his home in the upper ring. It was midnight now and he had made it all the way to the lower ring. With a bottle of rum held lazily in his hand, he stumbled out of a run down dirty old bar and began to try and walk up the street. He intended to be heading home but, instead he was drunkenly lost and walking the wrong way. He couldn't walk in a strait line to save his life. Every step he took sent him teetering off in that direction. He could hardly remember the last time he was this drunk (maybe he couldn't remember it because he was drunk?). Time had begun to sober him up but, it would be a while. Until then he just continued on his merry way, singing some unrecognizable tune to himself and the stray pumacats. He fumbled his pipe out of his pocket and into his mouth and then forgot to light it. He didn't have a care in the world.

Rhia saw the man stumbling along in a drunken haze. The sight made her smile, her thoughts going straight to mischief-mode. Rhia had to cover her mouth as she came up with a plan in order to not expose her presence. Never missing a chance to mess with people, Rhia sunk back into the shadows of a nearby house. She waited for the man to stumble by before she sent several strong gusts of wind, coming from all different directions.

Yami was continuing on his merry little way, stumbling here and there when suddenly a great gust of wind came his way. The drunken general found himself blown out into the middle of the deserted road, nearly falling over from the force of the wind. However, just when he was teetering over, he spun around on his heel and continued to walk and sing, unhindered by the blast. "Ohh howrr did ya n-n-know I n-n-needed you s-so badly? Ohh, I believes in miracles! Since the day you came a-alooong, you sexay thang you!" Perhaps drunk was an understatement?

Rhia smiled in amazement at the dexterity of the stranger. Blind drunk, with absolutely no idea where he was going, he could still stay on his feet. She watched the man stumble along, singing and Rhia's amusement turned into pity. She stepped out of the shadows and called after the man.

'Hey, are you alright mate?'

Yami made a over dramatic wide turn to face the girl who addressed him. "Oh, so you're the lil air bendy, huh? Think your so funny, pickin' on a man who's havin a perfectly good time?! HUH?!" he tried to sound angry but he just started cracking up. His pipe almost fell out of his mouth. "Am I okay? I've never been better! Don't worry little girl, I'm what you call, a professional when it comes to- hic- to drinkin'. Me only regret is gonna be my beautiful B*tch of a hangover in the mornin'!" he said much louder than was necessary and took a swig from the bottle in his hand. He began to teeter and then almost fell over but, he twisted his foot and made a piller of earth come up to support him. He wound up in more of a reclined position. "The real querr- question is, miss, why are YOU out here at this time of night? It's dangergergerous- DANGEROUS in this part of town ya know!"